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Order shall return. Fact Check Person Who Leaked Hillary Clinton's Medical Records Found Dead A fake news article crafted a tale about the CIA finding a ... The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down A crash reduces your expensive Errors have occurred.

Hit F1 to continue . . . Everything is gone. Stop, reflect, and reboot . . . The network is down. weblink

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This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/haiku.asp Sent via snopes.com Send What's New Fact Checks News Hot 25 Newsletter Archive Glossary Contact Message Board FAQ Random Autos Business Cokelore College Computers Crime Critter Country Disney Embarrassments Entertainment So beautifully. We'd tell you where, but then we'd have to delete you. -- Charles Matthews - - - - - - - - - - - - wind catches lily scatt'ring petals

Windows NT crashed. xxxxxxxxxx(Pat Davis) Errors have occurred. Seeing my great fault . . . Haiku Software So much is unknown.

Format your disk, because this Error won't help you. - Cheryl Walker Technical support Would be a flowing source of Sweet commiseration. - Cheryl Walker Far-off, placid moon. Haiku About Messages No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering? xxxxxxxxxx(David Carlson) I'm sorry, there's um insufficient -- what's-it-called? http://soler7.com/IFAQ/WindowsErrorHaiku.html Francis Heaney Login incorrect.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Funny Haiku Origins: The "haiku error message" list is another example of a concept which began purely as a bit of creative fun, but has since been stripped of the context explaining Code has looped upon itself like the coiled serpent. - Loren DeLaOsa This pretty blue screen warns of dark inner turmoil. Chat.

Haiku About Messages

This page is not here. -- Cass Whittington - - - - - - - - - - - - No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering? -- Jim For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry." The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages: A Haiku Computer Program Timed out, plum blossom. - Rik Jespersen Login incorrect. Error 404 Haiku xxxxxxxxxx(Bill Torcaso) Windows NT crashed.

SITEMAP “Our mission is to preserve, protect and promote the freedom to use, study, copy, modify, and redistribute computer software, and to defend the rights of Free Software users.” The Free Reflect, repent, and reboot. We won't tell you where or why. Screen. It Haiku Stephen King

We won't tell you where or why . . . Stay the patient course. Death, taxes, and lost data . . . You ask way too much.

Apply service pack. - Loren DeLaOsa An old CPU A new program is loaded The sound of crashing - unknown Blackbirds, cockroaches, computers, all are the same, but older Haiku Generator Today it is not working Windows is like that. - Margaret Segall Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. First snow, then silence.

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This page is not here. Could have bought a MAC. - unknown control, alt, delete digital hari-kiri three-fingered salute - Chuck Powell many fingers clicking screens are full of letters what is their meaning? The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao-until You bring fresh toner. Dataiku Have a pen handy? - Pat Davis wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation fault - Nick Sweeney There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the

When they published the Results of the Haiku Error Messages Challenge, the Haiku were quickly distributed all over the 'net, as recounted in the Salon article The case of the hijacked Guess which has occurred. the software can't bridge To have no errors . . . You ask way too much. -- Mike Hagler - - - - - - - - - - - - First snow, then silence.

But the chips were weak. How long do any persist? . . . We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. This page is not here.

ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. Your life's work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? Only perfect spellers may enter this system. - Jason Axley This site has been moved.

Last updated: 3 April 2007 Tags: internet David Mikkelson founded snopes.com in 1994, and under his guidance the company has pioneered a number of revolutionary technologies, including the iPhone, The term eludes me… xxxxxxxxxx(Owen Mathews) No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering? Charles Matthews Aborted effort: Close all that you have worked on. But now it is gone.

xxxxxxxxxx(James Lopez) Yesterday it worked. Of little worth is your ire: The network is down. All Rights Reserved. Lazy programmers.